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Los Angeles, CA (bobfromaccounting.com)— A cooperative venture between Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and The Helen Keller Foundation has announced a new
initiative to translate pornography into Braille in an effort to normalize the masturbation habits of the sight-impaired.
The research, which is five years in the making, promises to open a whole new world to the sight-impaired once the technology is perfected.
"Normally two hands are used to read the raised dots on a Braille page," says Helen Keller Spokesman Brian Jennings. "But in order for Braille porn to be
truly effective, we had the monumental task of figuring out how to make it a one-handed job."
The nonprofit organization, along with Lighthouse for the Blind, has attempted to transcribe everything from graffiti to Picasso paintings into Braille,
but quickly realized the unusual challenge that accompanied depicting highly visual images of women in mostly depraved sexual acts.
"We spend years just trying to make the bumps on the page correlate with the bumps on her ass," Jennings said. "It's not like nipples. Those are easy."
Famed porn king Larry Flynt praised the hard work of the non-profits and promised once they remove the glitches, Braille porn will be every bit as titillating
as the regular stuff.
“Pornography-induced self pleasure should not be limited only to the sighted,” Flynt said after accepting his Nobel Prize nomination for scientific achievement.
Added Flynt, "And just think, now you don't have to worry about going blind."
Above: "This is almost as good as having your sight back," says pornographer Larry Flynt about the new developments in Braille porn
Um, definitely interesting.
Damn, they beat me to it! no punn intended...hehehe... Should be interesting though.
mmm... braille pron? hmm... interesting!
larry Flnyt is a pratt but what a great idea! Grin.
Man this can't be for real - can it???? Talking of porn have you seen the article for www.soundsdirty.com. I checked out the free trial and it is actually a fully accessible (to Bobby AAA if you believe the accessibility statement- I haven't tested it myself) adult audio site. The audio sounds really top quality. Looking forward to more blind porn!